That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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