I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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