Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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