So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I FOUND THE LEGS
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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