I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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