I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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