I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm always down for nudity.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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