My hand turned me down
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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