So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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