I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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