lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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