Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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