Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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