I think my vagina is haunted
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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