have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
its liver damage thursday
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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