She said her name was "party"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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