just come out here and I will go home with you...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
