I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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