Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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