As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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