okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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