I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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