dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
