Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
This is classic penis vs brain.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
