I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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