There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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