Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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