I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
