I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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