my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Randomize
