we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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