seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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