You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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