So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Are we still banned from the library?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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