plz talk dirty to me
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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