big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Drunk is a universal language darling
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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