why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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