I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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