I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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