The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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