i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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