whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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