She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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