so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
this hospital has no fireball
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
