She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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