That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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