So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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