Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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