The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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