don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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