Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
